All wives want to please their husbands and be attractive to them, so there've been times I've felt bad that I'm not better endowed. One day, I asked if John minded that I've not got much to offer up top (not all the way up top - I think I've got plenty of brains), and he said, "Nope. When you're my Grandma's age, you won't have to tuck them in your belt."
I think that just might have been better than any other compliment I could have gotten....
Hal-isms, Vol. 74
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"Stick to bein' a cop. Quit this kissin' stuff."
"You expect a lot outta people who aren't Norwegians."
"Whoa whoa whoa what's going on?"
** his phone ran...
6 years ago
I have no comment for this.
ReplyDeleteHave you noticed some of these word verification words are awful close to swearwords.
ReplyDeleteyeah. I just had smstud. Does that mean Sado-masochistic stud? Or do I just have a dirty mind?
ReplyDeleteDirty mind.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just got "dammura". hmmm
I got the word "mating" one time.
ReplyDeleteTalk about a dirty mind. You can "mate" socks.
ReplyDeleteI do not have a dirty mind. I just plainly stated that I got the word. I didn't say anything about it. You have the dirty mind if you go around assuming whenever people say things that they have a dirty mind. People often hide their own flaws by accusing others of them.
ReplyDeletefunny how the comments are not about the subject...Kim's hourglass figure.
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