Thursday, November 6, 2008

Hourglass, I'm Not

All wives want to please their husbands and be attractive to them, so there've been times I've felt bad that I'm not better endowed. One day, I asked if John minded that I've not got much to offer up top (not all the way up top - I think I've got plenty of brains), and he said, "Nope. When you're my Grandma's age, you won't have to tuck them in your belt."

I think that just might have been better than any other compliment I could have gotten....

8 comments:

  1. I have no comment for this.

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  2. Have you noticed some of these word verification words are awful close to swearwords.

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  3. yeah. I just had smstud. Does that mean Sado-masochistic stud? Or do I just have a dirty mind?

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  4. I got the word "mating" one time.

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  5. Talk about a dirty mind. You can "mate" socks.

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  6. I do not have a dirty mind. I just plainly stated that I got the word. I didn't say anything about it. You have the dirty mind if you go around assuming whenever people say things that they have a dirty mind. People often hide their own flaws by accusing others of them.

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  7. funny how the comments are not about the subject...Kim's hourglass figure.

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